The Jizz Story

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The Beginning Of Captain Jizz

Unlike you mere mortal mongrels, Captain Jizz is a super hero with ultimate sex powers of attraction and destruction. CJ’d fuck the man of steel in the ass and he wouldn’t complain, the faggot. Now CJ bets all you little sluts wanna know how he came about. Every super hero needs a story right? Well as The Captain is in a good mood listen up...

The Drunken Slut

Once upon a time a drunken, drug fuelled med student mixed Viagra with a sperm sample in a chemistry lab. The Captain doesn’t know how the ditsy bitch ended up in a chemistry lab and not the biology lab (CJ wasn’t even there remember!) just remember this is the way legends are made. Anyway, the dumb slut knocked the concoction all over the teacher's desk. Stoned beyond next Sunday the bimbo left the hyped up Viagra crazed sperm and scarpered.

Horny Teacher

To understand this particular chemistry teacher properly all you little dumb cock suckers may need a detailed in depth description: The teacher was a dirty ho who liked to finger herself long and hard before each and every lesson....That afternoon as usual little miss dirty ho came into her lesson wiped the shit from her desk with her hand and then got into a long steamy fingering session before her next class..

Jizzman Is Born

9 months later little miss 'not so clever now' was ready to pop with Yours Truly. Screaming like a siren the teacher was dragged into the delivery room only for the Jizzmeister to burst forth from her loins like the ugly snot creature from Aliens. Splattering the dirty ho’s insides all over the dumb ass doctor and his equally useless nurses. Once out of that hell hole CJ was in no mood to be picky so fucked the less ugly of the two nurses and had a nap. The rest is history....